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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

refridgerator:

when u mess up while talking to ur crush

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

unbears:

I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.

flamebroiler:

when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

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katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

Anonymous:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying*